I wasn't sure if this "social media" thing was going to be popular or not, but I figured I'd give it a try, and I am HUGE. Everyone calls me the "King of Pizza influencers."

At least that's what I am trying to get them to call me.

 

Check me out on Instagram and Twitter for my life-changing musings, spell-BINDING antics, and shameless product placements. Hit me up! Or don’t hit me up, and I’ll send 20 pizzas to your work that you have to pay for.

 

I’m just playing, I pepper-only have eyes for all my fans (get it?).