Is your book super-duper long?
When you love a book, it’s never too long, and you will LOVE this book.
Was pizza invented in China?
You're kidding me with that, right?
Are you friends with The Gingerbread Man, or is there like a rivalry?
Ginge is somewhere between a friend and a rival. Let's call him a "frival."
Where will you be in the next 5-10 minutes? Just curious and, um, not at all hungry for lunch.
It sounds like I’ll be running away from you!
Is your book available in Pig Latin yet? How about Elvish?
Whoa, whoa, slow down. The book hasn't been released yet, but it will be soon. And probably never in a fictional language.
Why is some pizza cheese stinky?
It's my farts. Don't judge me. You fart too!
Can I find you on social media?
Social media is either the end of the world or the greatest invention ever, depending on who you talk to or DM. You can find me on social media here, here, and here. Follow the links and join the Pizza Pie Man Party!
Will there be many Pizza Pie Man books or just one?And will any of them be in Elvish?
Again with the Elvish? I hope it's the same person asking. Anyway, the future is wide open. If readers love this book like I think they will, there will be plenty more Pizza Pie Man books to come! I also have lots of storybook friends you all would love to meet. Lefty the crab, Harry the shark, some howler monkeys, a concierge toy solider, and two monsters that like to walk through a rainbow and talk about their feelings. Email me, and I'll hook you up with that lit book cross-promotion!
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