Not long ago, at Nino's Pizzeria, I came out of the oven into this world. A star was boooorrrrrn! I didn't want to keep my fans waiting, so I took off from the pizzeria and into the big, wonderful world. It upset my baker, lonely Nino, who just wanted a friend. Yet, something inside me told me to RUN! Run free! Run wild! Also, I smell so delicious everyone I come across tries to eat me. It doesn't matter, though: They can run, run, run as fast as they can, but they can't catch me. I'm the Pizza Pie Man!